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The Q2 2026 Report Card: Who Won, Who Lost, and Why | The Weekly Wrap

The Real Eisman Playbook · · 20 min · Hosts: Steve Eisman

The Q2 2026 Report Card: Who Won, Who Lost, and Why | The Weekly Wrap – The Real Eisman Playbook

Summary

Steve Eisman argues that the second-quarter rally has started to rotate away from the big AI platform names and toward the scarce inputs that support their spending, especially semiconductors and power infrastructure. He says Micron and Sandisk soared because investors are chasing supply bottlenecks, while software, consulting, and the hyperscalers weakened as markets absorbed higher capital intensity and what he sees as a lack of durable moats.

He highlights several individual moves: Accenture’s quarter was weak, with revenue up just 3% and bookings down 3%, reinforcing fears that AI is pressuring consulting demand; GE Vernova gained support from a Chevron-Microsoft power deal; SpaceX has become highly volatile as its post-IPO trading has swung around a large bond sale; and Google faces concern after senior AI talent left for OpenAI and Anthropic. Nike, he says, remains a failed turnaround after another downgrade.

Eisman also steps back to frame the quarter: the S&P 500 and Nasdaq rebounded sharply from the first-quarter low, but the market has begun to question whether trillions in AI capex can generate acceptable returns without real product moats. He closes with a criticism of Alan Greenspan’s legacy on bank regulation and a defense of his view that Europe may be more socially generous, but the U.S. is the better market for investors.

Key takeaways

  • Eisman says investors are rewarding scarcity, with Micron and Sandisk surging over 200% as AI-driven chip shortages persist.
  • He argues hyperscalers are losing momentum because capex is rising fast while he sees little evidence of durable moats.
  • Accenture’s weak quarter, including revenue up only 3% and bookings down 3%, is presented as evidence AI is pressuring consulting demand.
  • GE Vernova benefits, in Eisman’s view, from data-center power demand and bundled turbine-plus-electrification exposure.
  • Nike remains a failed turnaround, with Eisman citing a downgrade and no sign that the rebound is taking hold.

Notable quotes

“the new capital intensity of the hyperscalers combined with a lack of moes has destroyed the momentum in these stocks”

— Steve Eisman

“Micron reported and their numbers were incredibly powerful”

— Steve Eisman

“The company reported EPS for the quarter of $251, which was a get this 1,215% year-over-year increase”

— Steve Eisman at 7:09

“It looks like SpaceX is going to be a very volatile stock”

— Steve Eisman

“This supports our thesis that investors are willing to play scarcity, but the new capital intensity of the hyperscalers combined with the lack of moes has destroyed the momentum in these stocks”

— Steve Eisman at 8:34

How the episode opens

The market bottomed at the end of the first quarter and has staged a very powerful rally. The S&P was up 15% and NASDAQ was up 23%. However, this week the market started to correct.

Micron reported and their numbers were incredibly powerful. Accenture reported last week and it was quite disastrous. It looks like SpaceX is going to be a very volatile stock.

But the new capital intensity of the hyperscalers combined with a lack of moes has destroyed the momentum in these stocks. It looks like this week the market started to really worry about these arguments. So much for the rally.

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Topics

  • semiconductors performance
  • earnings growth
  • software stock weakness
  • space ipo volatility
  • market regulatory concerns

Companies and tickers mentioned

  • MU
  • SNDK
  • ACN
  • GEV
  • GOOGL
  • GOOG
  • NKE
  • Micron
  • Sandisk
  • SpaceX
  • Accenture
  • GE Vernova
  • Google
  • Nike

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